ari043: How to open a wine bottle by @janevaw, “First you hug it, then you flip it. Finally, you go down on it.” Why? What were you thinking?
hijinksensue: “and if that diamond ring don’t shine, Daddy’s gonna buy you a jug of wine”
lizzzzz_m: RT @FortuneMagazine: You can build a wine cellar with drinkable wines that will appreciate as they age — all for under $2500. http://t.co/v2fWBWY0
kmcchan: Parents will understand http://t.co/syXsZ1wu
gojeffcho: @EcoGeek13 @Arctic_Red_Wine That hashtag would be for the win if I didn’t hear it in Jar-Jar’s voice.
brian_wood_: Planning for LA I AM A PANTY RAIDER…wine, space smoke, chill
SophiaVock: Oops. #crying RT @NicoleRabon: Sophie just hit Tula in the face with a wine bottle
taraSG: RT @GorillaWorkout: Drink wisely tonight. Just 1 oz. of vodka can slow your metabolism by 73%, while red wine compounds can help fight weight gain.
itsmarkpalacios: Eat her till she crys call it wine&dine.
ThatOneGirlMoe: My sister try to get me w/ this you want dislike some wine trick ; ahhh I’m to quick on feet for that !
KissKrissers: I’m the same way RT “@ChelseaSettles: Sometimes Wine makes me sleepy, is that weird? Anyone else?”
TRULYx_xFITTED: Dinner & wine bottled up. #birthdayboo
iloveingera: Dinner and wine with mommy
jenni4rmdabl0ck: Why is it so hard to open this wine bottle?!?! http://t.co/maumaW0c
CookieMonstahh2: Him seh party shot, like one STD..Gal dem a wine pon me, yeah
YA_Food: #yahooanswers Open Question: Did not using Madeira wine mess this recipe up? http://t.co/8EnnAovV #Food #Drink
thehighsign: @marcohpena Damn holidays, damn wine, damn insomnia. Luckily Twitter, unlike Slate, has an unpaid army of fact-checkers.
Nataliaaa___: #Np Red Red Wine
Rosalvaaxp: Melrose Thread 600 Yards Satin Wine 600-1564; 5 Items/Order: MELROSE-Machine Embroidery Thread: 600 yard spool. … http://t.co/FqkuvLkl